I'm 19 from New Jersey.

I'm a freshman in college...and the biggest fan girl you will ever meet.

Currently swooning over Jeremy Renner and Tom Hiddleston

Let me tell you something about Lucifer. We were brothers for years. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then a while ago, I started going out with my first boyfriend Dean Winchester who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to California and Lucifer was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Dean, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me? We’re brothers” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-hunters and angels pool party I was like, “Lucifer, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re the Devil” I mean I couldn’t have The Devil at my party. There were gonna be humans and angels IN VESSELS. I mean, right? He was THE DEVIL. So then he yelled at me and my father yelled at him, it was so retarded. And then he was banished to hell because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the jump start of the apocalypse, he was in a different vessel and he was totally weird, and now I guess his seals broke. 

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I turn my computer on
And let it run
The website I go to
Is lots of fun

Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
Maybe my browser is just shit
I open up and watch it load
And just log on

To the dash is where I go
See who followed and who liked
What is new on my Tumblr
Is a surprised

Posting pictures, vids and songs
With witty captions
Publish it and just wait
For the reblogs

Post Spams related posts are cool
This site is so much better than school
The people on here are very great
Haters gonna hate

To the dash is where I go
See who followed and who liked
What is new on my Tumblr
Is a surprised

Post this, get 3 followers
Post that, get 20 likes
Post this, Lose 6 followers
Post that, error. FUCK YOU!!!!

I sit around by the computer
It’s an addiction
Hours just come and go by
I don’t pay attention

Maybe this site is crudy
Perhaps I should log off and study
Wait, new notification just popped on
Five more minutes Mom!!!

To the dash is where I go
See who followed and who liked
What is new on my Tumblr
Is a surprised

To the dash is where I go
See who reblogged and who unfollowed
Tumblr is the best site all around
Thank you David Karp

Let me tell you something about Lucifer 

We were brothers for years. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even…whatever. So then a while ago, I started going out with my first boyfriend Dean Winchester, who was totally gorgeous, but then he went to Kansas for a hunting job and Lucifer was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Dean, he’d be like “Why didn’t you call me back?” and I’d be like “Why are you so obsessed with me? We’re brothers.” So then, for my birthday, which was an all hunters and angels pool party I was like “Lucifer, I can’t invite you because I think you’re the Devil.” I mean I couldn’t have the Devil at my party. There was going to be humans and angels IN VESSELS. I mean, right? He was THE DEVIL. So then he yelled at me and my father yelled at him, it was so retarded. And then he was banished to hell because no one would talk to him and he came back in the fall for the jump start for the apocalypse; He was in a different vessel and he was totally weird and now I guess his seals broke.

You make me feel like I’m living a 

Teenage Dream Dean

Don’t you wish Survivor would follow you around and sing a parody of Eye of the Tiger about you?

Joey’s Dad 

Joey’s dad is all I need to have
Joey’s dad is all I need to have
Joey’s dad is all I need to have
Joey’s dad is all I need to have

Joey, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your dad get back from his world tour? (World tour)
Is he there or is he staying there longer or more? (Longer or more)

You know, I’m not the little girl that I used to be
I’m all grown up now, baby can’t you see

Joey’s dad is all I need to have
He’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
Joey, can’t you see you’re just not the boy for me
I know it might be bad but I’m in love with Joey’s dad

Joey’s dad is all I need to have
Joey’s dad is all I need to have

Joey, do you remember when you mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your dad came out with just skinny jeans on (skinny jeans on)
He took his bike and rode all around town (road around town)
And the way I looked, I must have looked like a clown (look like a clown)

And I know that you think it’s just a fantasy
I know your family’s perfect but you can use a girl like me

Joey’s dad is all I need to have
He’s all I want, and I’ve waited so long
Joey, can’t you see you’re just not the boy for me
I know it might be bad,
but I’m in love with Joey’s dad

Joey’s dad is all I need to have
He’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long,
Joey can’t you see your just not the boy for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
I’m in love with (Joey’s dad oh oh)
Joey can’t you see you’re just not the boy for me. I know it might be bad
I’m in love with Joey’s dad

Let me tell you something about Lucifer. We were brothers for years. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then a while ago, I started going out with my first boyfriend Dean Winchester who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to California and Lucifer was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Dean, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me? We’re brothers” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-hunters and angels pool party I was like, “Lucifer, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re the Devil” I mean I couldn’t have The Devil at my party. There were gonna be humans and angels IN VESSELS. I mean, right? He was THE DEVIL. So then he yelled at me and my father yelled at him, it was so retarded. And then he was banished to hell because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the jump start of the apocalypse, he was in a different vessel and he was totally weird, and now I guess his seals broke. 

Let me tell you something about Lucifer. We were brothers for years. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then a while ago, I started going out with my first boyfriend Dean Winchester who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to California and Lucifer was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Dean, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me? We’re brothers” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-hunters and angels pool party I was like, “Lucifer, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re the Devil” I mean I couldn’t have The Devil at my party. There were gonna be humans and angels IN VESSELS. I mean, right? He was THE DEVIL. So then he yelled at me and my father yelled at him, it was so retarded. And then he was banished to hell because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the jump start of the apocalypse, he was in a different vessel and he was totally weird, and now I guess his seals broke.  

Castiel… 

How do I begin to explain Castiel?

• Castiel is a flawless angel
• I hear his trench coat is insured for $10,000
• I hear he does church commercials…in Japan
• His favorite movie is “Stonehenge Apocalypse”
• One time he met Dean Winchester on a plane
• And he told him he was handsome
• One time he moltovo me with holy fire…
• It was awesome