February 2012
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.
– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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vriskah:
oh my god i can just imagine the berrys in their basement right now at their annual oscar party and rachel’s invited kurt and blaine and the berry fathers have the hudmel family over and everyone is in suits and dresses and the berrys and blaine are screaming at the screen when their pick doesn’t win and burt is looking for the nearest exit
TITANIC COMMERCIAL OH MY JESUS
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Emma Stone, you are perfect
And if you’re a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra!
– Chris Rock (via bergmanngabor)
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davidfinchers:
Thank you Chris Rock for pointing out Hollywood’s racism
because nobody else was going to do it
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Why does Chris Rock developing semi of an afro?
The Presenter, starring Robert Downey Jr.
Best Documentary 2013 Oscar Nomination
godspard:
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. FOR HOST OF EVERY AWARD SHOW.
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. FOR PRESENTER OF EVERY AWARD SHOW.
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. FOR ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
wyndampryces:
Robert Downey Jr, king of fucking everything.
ROBERT OH GOD TUMBLR IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE
queen-moriarty:
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I’m filming a documentary called The Presenter
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THEY ANNOUNCED RDJ